It's a free premium channel preview weekend. I hope you don't plan on just lying on the couch and watching TV all weekend.

TV NARRATOR: We now return to a 1980s movie you remember fondly, but now feels excruciatingly slow. ♪ Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom. ♪ Lock him in uniform and book burning, bloodletting ♪

♪ Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn ♪ ♪ Six o'clock, TV hours, don't get caught in foreign tower ♪ I just wish we were doing songs that weren't so hard to sing as a group. For what?Ĭhris's class is performing a rock and roll choir. ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ You still haven't returned my Weedwacker.♪ Is violence in movies and sex on T.V. As this is happening, Larry references the 'Luke, I am your father.' line from the movie The Empire Strikes Back by saying 'Luke, this is your landlord. When Larry plugs the lamp in, it turns into a wide lightsaber and he cuts the store in half. Larry, looking for a light bulb for his bedside lamp, puts in a high-wattage lighthouse bulb, then criticizes Steve for saying that wasn't a good idea, commenting that he didn't go to kindergarten for 12 years because he was stupid (it was because he got his foot caught in the radiator). While at the mall, the two destroy nearly everything. Steve recounts for the tape the misadventures that have ensued ever since Larry bought Steve from the dog pound, focusing on a series of misadventures and hijinks that ensued when the pair went to the mall to buy items for Larry's apartment.

This short begins with Steve in front of a camcorder recording an SOS tape for somebody to come and save him from his bumbling owner, Larry.

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